[00:14] (TheDreamMaster) in spanish the word for queue is Cola. but cola means ass. so one time i get the windows message: “Tiene un Fax en la cola” or “you have a fax up your ass”

When Amazon gives me this, you know you don’t have to worry too much about the information they have on you:

Looking for the ultimate holiday present? Only 1,500 copies of this special autographed edition of Senator Hillary Clinton’s Living History were printed, making it not only a great gift but also destined to be a collector’s item.

Everything sounds better in song form.

Five weeks ’til Christmas. The egg nog is on store shelves, and my non-alcoholic snowballs are in full effect. Part 7Up/Sprite, part egg nog, these creamy delights are sure to make your glasses hard to clean afterwards.

It’s a sad day indeed. Leroy has died.

You can’t make stuff like this up.

hahahahaha

I want some of that crack they’re smoking.

I made a roast tonight. I was worried it might have been awful, because it was the first time I’d ever roasted anything and I was using a cut (arm roast) that’s not really intended for dry roasting, but I think it turned out alright. The Yorkshire puddings didn’t fare too well though, and I put that down to the oven not being hot enough and using too much batter.

But even though I now have a mountain of dishes to do, I enjoyed making it, even if it was pretty simple. We really need to buy some more cooking items, and hopefully branch out a bit more.

A few months ago I gave Amy an hour of pleasure.. ..with a selection of TV commercials from her youth. Now I can do the same for myself, with these adverts.

And yes Amy, it does have Tip-Top, but it’s not the same one I’ve been uttering for the past 10 years unfortunately.