Actually, I watched “Stand By Me” not so long ago, and realized he was, like, a little kid in that movie, which is okay since I was only 12 when I had my big crush on him, but it would be creepy if now, at age 27, I was all “I Love You, Gordie LaChance!”, so yeah.

I stand behind my Wil Wheaton crush. He was the intelligent pre-teen’s choice. I mean, Jesus Christ, it was the era of the Coreys - a terrible time in our collective history. Don ‘t believe me? Then watch the horror that IS “LICENSE TO DRIVE” - but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

And why did that assmonkey Corey Haim always have his mouth open, anyway? What a maroon.

- coolpowers

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