Now, I have Australian relatives. They are fine people. I have visited them before, and the country is very nice. But my God, the Australian government and media know fuck all when it comes to intelligently assessing videogames and censorship. Let’s ignore for the fact that the article is completely inaccurate - you’re not rewarded for killing security guards at all, security guards are one of the few NPCs that help you in Half-Life. So right, we’ll ignore that, but “They want it pulled from the shelves amid fears it may encourage more attacks on guards”?! WTF? I played FIFA last night did that encourage me to go and become a professional footballer? I played GT3 the other day, but I’m not speeding around Seattle in a 380HP Mazda Miata.

You know what? I bet those fucking headcrabs put them up to it.

- SiW

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