I said that the new edition of Everybody Wants to Rule the World would be up yesterday, but I am a lyin’ beee-otch. It’ll be up…today, maybe? Probably. Tomorrow at the latest.

In that Kid n’ Play link, I love how they’re trying to look all tough-ass, like “Yeah, that’s right. Kid n’ Play. What you gonna do ’bout it, sucka?” Yeeeaaah. House Party. Word.

Amy is responsible for the Kid N’ Play joke. I think she’d want you to know that.

Oh no! Kid is played out! Your Big Break has dumped him and replaced him with the greasy-looking Alfonso Ribeiro. Why does he look greasy now? He didn’t look greasy as that lovable scamp Carlton Banks on the hit show Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Now he looks like he bathes in Crisco.

Hey cool, ninjatune.net has Ninja Tune screen savers and shit.

As we are rabid consumers, here’s a couple of reviews of recent consumables:

Kraft Easy Mac - this sucks ass. You get the macroni, the cheese mix, you add water, and nuke it. It’s all sticky and shit. Ugh.
Riza Natural Vines (Berry) - Riza are the brains behind Red Vines, and this is their “natural” collection. They’re about as healthy and wholesome as my ass, but they’re juicier than Red Vines. Two thumbs up. Way up.
Jose Ole Mini Beef and Cheese Tacquitos - these suck ass. Too spicy, taste like crap.
Dreyer’s Dreamery Ice Cream - Says Amy, “The New York Style Cheesecake type. In a word, ‘Delish’. Creamy, sweet, without being cloying. Chock full o’ chunks of real cheesecake. Definitely a keeper.” Note the hypnotic spoon on their website, too. And the mystery that is this.

I’m bored with this now, no more.

We saw this bunch of tossers a while ago at SFO airport. In fact, they were right in front of us while checking in. Bunch of tossers.

WuvLuvs have to be the creepiest things on the toy market for a long, long time. I don’t think there’s any movies on the official site to truly show the horror of this creature, so I shall describe.

This ball of fur with big round eyes has some kind of spasm for a while, then gives birth to a baby WuvLuv. It pops out of some orifice in its general stomach area. Then you push it back in and start over.

In and of itself, this is creepy enough. But in my mind, I will always be combining WuvLuvs and this guy. (I should repeat the Shugashack warning here for that last link: “Fair warning, this is all kinds of fucked up and has a strange form of porn. Dont view this at work.”. I should also amend that statement to say “[…] Don’t view this at work. Or at all. Ever. I mean it.”)

Everybody Wants To Rule The World returns! Part seven will be posted later today. Do you suppose there will be some Democrat-bashing involved?

Wow, Cinemaware is coming back? They’re probably responsible for more Amiga sales than any other company.. Rocket Ranger was damn fun.