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thesmack! Movie Reviews: Chicken Run

What’s the deal with all the super-sassy jingle singers lately? I mean, is it just me, or is the woman in the Barbie commercial putting just a little too much gritty sensuality into singing “Leave a message for Barbie, yeeeeaaahhh”? And then, of course, there’s the Hot Wheels guy. I mean, Jesus, did he think he was auditioning for Krokus, fachrissakes? “HOT WHEELS LEADIN’ THE WAAAAY, YEEEA-UH!”

Hey, and by the way - self-tanning lotion: just say no.

Well, I’ll tell you anyway. Right now I’m sitting here, waiting for supper, wishing I hadn’t gained so much weight after I quit smoking, wishing I was one of those “I’m cool with my body, man” people, having a daydream about being best friends with Chyna, wondering what to write, typing, watching Simon and Sam goof around…is this blogging? Is it live, or is it Memorex? Is this information really necessary?

I don’t ever know what to blog. I mean, who really gives a poop what I’m doing or thinking all day?

Hah. I actually thought it was going to be a spoof of Geri’s Game. But I was wrong. Fire in the hole!

Blogging is cool, Molly. Try it out.

Top Five Songs For Today:

1. Cold Shot

2. No Irish Need Apply

3. The Ocean

4. What’s Going On

5. Glass Onion

New Everybody Wants To Rule The World is up.