Ugh. Stinks like cigarette smoke in the apartment. Is this what non-smokers used to smell in our house? Or do we, as ex-smokers, have an increased sensitivity to it? Either way, it’s not good, and I apologize for ever smoking around you.

I hear from a very good source that, up close and in person, Christina Aguilera is oily and dirty and has makeup caked all over her neck. I am not suprised. She probably stinks, too.

We made a birdfeeder today. The birds have snubbed it thus far. Stupid birds.

Fnarn fnarn! Fnarn-fnarnin! Fnarn fnarn! That’s how Triple H’s music sounds when I sing it.

Hey.. I’ve been looking for something like this for a while! Well actually, I hadn’t actually been looking, but I was at least thinking about looking..

Laxative or happy candy treat?

Binky’s got Blog. And a very nice-looking one it is too, Mike.. Artful.

I have to say, the shocked face :0 always makes me giggle. Internally I mean, I don’t actually giggle. That’s for girls.

I feel another silly game coming on. Even sillier than “Do you smell what The Rock is wearing?” perhaps. All I know is this one will have a score :0

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